About Me: College senior wondering how graduation will affect her ongoing quarter-life crisis. Releasing the consequent surplus of angst and neurotic impulses by ranting about the crazy campus life she'll probably miss give or take 20 years; postponing adulthood by reading sub-par YA literature (specifically that featuring vampire boyfriends) in her spare time. Has underlined a good 1/3 of Ecclesiastes and Philippians in her Bible. Is deathly afraid of snails (not the dinky ones, the 4-inch LSFJSKmutaaantKLSJFK ones from my tropical homeland.) An English major who cannot, for the life of her, master comma usage and the analogies section on standardized tests.